Tuesday, June 03, 2008

A Heart-Wrenching Decision

I QUIT!
I have reached a decision concerning my attempt to be the first Feline-American President of the United States. It is not to be. Americans have yet to reach a point where they are sophisticated to realize that Feline-Americans are far superior beings. I plan to retain my blog and will be posting from time to time when I feel it is appropriate.

MY OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
I am pleased, though, to announce that I am officially endorsing John McCain for President of the United states of America. While I feel he is a most excellent choice, my final decision was made because of the love his wife, Cindy McCain has for Non-Human-American of all shapes, sizes, and species. It is my opinion that she will be a very strong advocate for all Feline-Americans, Canine-Americans, and other Non-Human Americans.

Now leave me alone. I need a nap!